"So, let me tell you--I will be crawling soon if I could just get my back end to move in tandem with my front end...."
"Hey there Hot Stuff! Let me woo you with my Flirty Eyes!"
(This look works on Mum every time....)
"I think that Mum and Dad have been watching Dr Zhivago again...."
"Mum was having a Bad Hair Day until I stepped in to offer my expertise"
"Hang on to your hats!"
"Merry Christmas?"
"Obviously I would not be eating my socks if they were feeding me.......can you not see how malnourished that I am?"
"Tasty hairbows...."
"I am one of the precious few that can simultaneously pull off animal prints and plaid"
"Whoa-ho-ho!! What have we over here??!! Mucho toy-o!!"
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